I stole a meme from
Roselias.
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag 4 people to do this meme.
4. Tell people that they have been tagged with a link from your journal.I'mma do my horrible Mary Sue Laurel because she insisted, so please just disregard everything below this line.
1. What is your name?
Uh, Laurel Ironhorn.
2. Do you know why you are named that?
Ironhorn was my dad's last name, apparently. I think it has something to do with blacksmithing, but I wouldn't know. Never met the guy.
3. Are you single or taken?
Why, who's asking?
4. Any abilities or powers?
I have a big sword that I hit people with until they die.
5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!
We're all Sues here, buddy. Erin can't write a well-balanced character for shits or giggles.
6. What's your eye color?
Greyish.
7. How about your hair color?
Yellowish.
8. Do you have any family members?
You mean besides my mom? My friend Sage has been like a brother since we were kids, so maybe, yeah.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Nah.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Arrogant shits who try to make up for their insecurity complex by being assholes. Strictly speaking, that means I hate myself.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Drinking, smoking, killing people, embroidery ... OK, that last one was BS.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Kid, I could tell you stories. But you'd probably piss your pants.
13. Ever...killed anyone before?
It's kind of my job.
14. What kind of animal are you?
The fuck do I look like? I'm people.
15. What are your worst habits?
Well, for starters, I don't drink or smoke nearly enough to deal with all the bullshit that goes on around here.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yeah. And if you disrespect her, I will personally come to your house and fuck up everything you love.
17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
I'm a girl that likes girls.
18. Do you go to school?
Pfft, nope. I had lessons when I was younger, but everything important I learned on the streets and in the war.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I doubt I could find someone who'd put up with me for the rest of her life, but yeah, it'd be nice. Not really cut out to be a parent though.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Shit, I hope not. I'm a bad influence.
21. What are you most afraid of?
That's not something I want to talk about. *thousand-yard stare*
22. What do you usually wear?
Clothes.
23. What's the one food that tempts you?
Beer is food, right?
24. Am I annoying you?
Listen to yourself.
25. Well, it's not over!
OK, you are now.
26. What class are you? (low class, middle class, high class)?
Gutter trash.
27. How many friends do you have?
One ... two, three ... maybe four?
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
What kind of pie we talking about here, exactly?
29. Favorite drink?
The house special at Rose's inn.
30. What's your favorite place?
Not here.
31. Are you interested in anyone?
What d'you mean, interested?
32. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
I won't sit down for anything less than a pint. Wait, we're not talking about drinking, are we? Shit. Never mind.
[they don't have cup sizes in her universe but she's probably like ... an A maybe]
33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Don't trust the ocean. Can't see the other damn side of it. Lake, I guess.
34. What's your type?
*looks around cautiously*
Redheads. Axe-wielding redheads in armor. Who are currently yelling at me to shut up.
36. Any fetishes?
First tell me what happened to number 35.
37. Seme or uke?
What the fuck or what?
38. Camping or indoors?
Wherever. Nice if it's got a roof, but I don't insist. So wait, do I get to tag people? I'm tagging Sage, Coriander, Oxalis, and Her Awfulness--uh, sorry, I mean Iris. Hey, did you hear thunder?
[actually not tagging people but if you have characters you should do this~!! if you want toooo~!]